This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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