How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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