You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
