The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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