I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
