69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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