I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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