Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Duck Duck Cougar?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
