so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i used baking grease as lip gloss
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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