Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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