Life is so much better after having sex.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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