I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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