you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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