i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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