On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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