is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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