I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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