Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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