Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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