I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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