Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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