how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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