...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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