So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Randomize
