big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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