i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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