Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
