ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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