3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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