whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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