so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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