I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
