is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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