and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
