no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
we should paint friendship bongs
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