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Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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