We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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