It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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