My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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