found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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