JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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