We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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