covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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