Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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