VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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