This is not my ceiling
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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