Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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