STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
