Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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