I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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