PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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